Hilarious stuff

Something snitched off my friend's(yenhan) blog....

>Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?>A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one>faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to>write a stupid Email about light bulbs.
>>Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?>A: The whole school . . . to compete with RJC . . .
>>Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?>A: The whole school . . . one to screw it in and the rest to cheer>and wave flags and banners to give him or her support.
>>Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?>A: NO LIGHT, STILL CAN STUDY!
>>Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?>A: They're too busy trying to be one of the Top Five JCs . . .
>>Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?>A: None . . . they use all their money to employ YJC to do it for>them.
>>Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?>A: None . . . only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in>the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to>change it for ACJC?)
>>Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?>A: They'd prefer it darker . . . (hmm . . . *raise eyebrows*)
>>Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?>A: None . . . their physics is so bad that they make their male>teacher cry . . .
>>Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?>A: Would they bother?>>Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?>A: None. They're too busy studying, trying not to get expelled.
>>Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?>A: None . . . they believe in praying for it. (Oh, come on, we've>got our halos! We won't need any light bulb . . .)
>>Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?>A: None . . . they are still using oil lamps.
>>Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?>A: Huh . . . wat litebarb . . .?>>Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?>A: None. No one bothers. They don't even renovate their facilities.
>>Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?>A: None. All their students are still drawing the electrical lines.
>>Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?>A: None. No one knows how to change a light bulb even though they>"thought" they invented it.>>From THE NEW PAPER, Friday, 18 November 2005, Page 26>NO, NOT MORE LIGHT BULB JOKES...
>By Dawn Chia
>Q: How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb?>A: Depends on what you want it changed into.
>Q: How many yuppies does it take to change a light bulb?>A: Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis.
>Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?>A: None, the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
>Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?>A: None. "Got a hardware problem? Call the maintenance engineer."
>Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?>A: There is nothing wrong with that light bulb - and my client>demands an apology and damages.
>Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?>A: Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
>Q: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?>A: Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give>it a surprising twist at the end.

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